It's this very tiny (2 and 1/2 acres) island that they are referring to in their song of the same name. It sits in Montego Bay, Jamaica and holds only a few amenities and primarily caters to couples. Today it's called "Sandals Cay" and is owned by Sandal's Resort. Yes, there actually was an island called " Kokomo" just like in the Beach Boys song. Just a place that makes people ask their travel agents for info on, just to get either a dumb look, a sad face, or a giggling mood in the air.īasically, the beach boys lied to us =/ god damnit! I asked my travel agent about spending a nice sunny vacation in Kokomo but he just laughed and said "haha you wish!" The imaginary land told to us by the famous Beach boys in one of their songs that depicts spending a vacation in the paradise of Kokomo. Yeah, bro, I totally kokomo'd that chick at Chad's party! Finally, he shakes it vigorously before pouring its contents on his partner's face. He then removes his penis and covers the hole with his hand. This is a sexual act of disrespect where a male bores a hole in a coconut and ejaculates inside. Kokomo, IN is one of the best places for a factory working redneck to touch a topless dancer. The only thing keeping the people in this town from being true rednecks is the fact that they wear shoes and are damn proud of it. Chuck Berry, "No Particular Place To Go": So we parked way out on the kokomo.īruce Springsteen, " Asbury Park 4th of July (Sandy)": I saw her parked with lover boy out on the kokomo.Ī town known for the many Chrysler factories and the Hiphugger-a topless bar that allows the patrons to yank and grab the dancers. It seems to be some kind of place in songs where young couples go for romance in a car, a sort of lovers' lane. "It's in Kokomo"is an appropriate answer for anything lost or left with an ex. When asked where my ex boyfriends possesions were, he would say "In Kokomo" because his ex girlfriend lived there and he left everything with her to avoid drama. Fred: "i have this blow and a hard on but there are no girls here." Josh: "call over jim he is a kokomo."Įxpression started in 1995 in Muncie IN. not to be mixed up with the beach boys song about the city. When a straight man sucks a dick for cocaine (cocaine+homo= kokomo).
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